i'd like to buy a bowel

the world has gone completely mad i tell ya.now we've come to selling poop on ebay.what next bugers or better yet how about the toilet paper used to wipe off the excess poop. whats the matter are they that poor that they have to sell thier babys poop. and are people that star struck that they would actually buy baby poop. whatever happen to just bronzing your babys shoes. well if there is money to be made in the baby poop business i might just have to spit out another kid myself NOT. i hope whoever is buying this poop and also complaining about overpaid actors too talk about contradicting.

i've heard it all now

when i saw this i just had to pass along this is courtesy of yahoo odd news. used to be said when pigs fly but i have a flying pig toy so thats not true. well now they have tried when dogs learn to drive well that one is done for now thanks to this intelligent woman in china.dog didnt do very well his first time but hey how many of us did perfect our first time. i dont even trust my dog going out the front door there aint no way i'm going to trust him with my car not even my rusty but trusty. what was this lady thinking guinness book of world records, ripleys believe it or not, or planets funniest animals. all i can say is please do not try this at home after all you might live in my area and the roads are dangerous enough with human drivers.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bad_dog_driver

tires and testicles

yes we've all heard it before if it has tires or testicles its gonna give ya problems. my 4x4 being fixed less then a week has decided it wants more money spent on it.this time the fuel pump which happens to be in the fuel tank which happens to be full of fuel. now i know why i hate fords. i knew i should have waited till i found a chevy i liked. so anyway hubby pulled me back to his moms garage and hes hard at work on it cussin all the way. heres where i take a bow. all the times i 've been the tower or towee i've snapped tow chains and straps.well not today made it all the way without breaking it (everyone clap)haha. whats makes me so mad is i was returning my refilled ink cartridges for printer cause they were screwed up. p.s. could'nt get them fixed either have to buy new ones. so as i sit here writing this blog waiting to see what breaks down next,cause we all know they come in 3's. oh wait hubby's truck broke a bolt on alternator i hope that counts towards my two mishaps. otherwise my computer will probably crash ssshhhhh did i say that outloud. ok enough till next time bye everyone send me names for our little barfly gal.

who made man god

this is my opinion of what happened to pluto. why is it man gets to decide what is what. good ole pluto aint up to par so lets just rename it so we can spend millions of dollars printing new text books for school. all those baby mobiles that your baby laid there every night memorizing. how confused will them little kids be now. when your kid asks you what happened to the last planet in the solar system what do you tell them. well if you believe in god how do you explain man decided it wasnt worthy. if god made it a planet then it should stay a planet. some one please tell me when did god die and man became god. heres a good question out of the group that decided this do any of them believe in god? heres another one for ya for all those who want god taken out of everything get out of my country cause our money even says IN GOD WE TRUST. so if the word god offends ya quit earning and spending our money.

grand entry

here she is folks lets find a name for this fun lovin character. place names in comments will give 1 to 2 weeks depending on input. thanks for all your help and support.