Friday, December 29, 2006

Saddam Hussein dead

This is the word straight from the news Saddam Hussein is dead. He was hung to death at I believe 9:06 central time. The Associated Press is still awaiting confirmation. Me too I guess I want to see the body to believe he's dead. Just like in the soap operas they are never really dead till you see their body.

Carjacker gets lost

Here's something to put a little humor in your day. Seems a carjacker in Florida got lost and called police to come get him because he didn't know where he was. I tell you some people really know how to show their intelligence. I think this one qualifies for stupid things criminals do.

Saddam to hang by Saturday

Yes it sounds like it will be a happy new year people. Word has it that Saddam Hussein will be hung by Saturday. Hopefully this will be the trigger to bringing our boys back home sooner. Now with Saddam being hung our revenge set president will get revenge for America and go after Bin Laden. After all isn't it Bin Laden the one we were supposed to be after in the first place. We can only hope that the hanging of Saddam will be the end of the Bush family revenge. Then maybe Bush will do something for this country instead of for his family. But this is just my opinion.

Recent and current events

Well so far we have lost rock legend James Brown and former president Gerald Ford who is next after all they come in three's. Or who knows with me being busy maybe I missed the third one. Anyway the weekend is here and I have to work so I had to come up with something before I started work. Not to worry I will post more stuff over weekend I'm sure. Hey just heard Hurley off of "Lost" got arrested for tax evasion. I guess this post just has a little bit of everything in it. I have two parties to work this weekend so hopefully lots of tips for after Christmas shopping. I did manage to buy some more Christmas lights and decorations the day after. Ok enough babbling, time for me to go to bed hope the dog warmed up my side of the bed for me. Night all Happy New Year everyone if I don't catch you when the time comes may be at work.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

James brown dies on Christmas

One of our great legends died this Christmas and I'm sure he will be greatly missed by some. After reading the article though what saddened me even more is that his wife and child were locked out of their home by lawyers. Way to show a merry Christmas assholes lock a woman and child out of their home. The article also states that James Brown had plead guilty to domestic abuse charges in 2004. When I first heard of him dying I was saddened but after reading the article I can honestly say I hope his wife and child come out on top after it's all over. I myself was once in a abusive relationship so I have no remorse for the man now sorry hate me if you want but you know me I tell it like it is. I hope all the good people out there had a merry Christmas. To the rest of you I hope you got exactly what you deserved. Later.

funny

I thought this was cute.
Question: What is a Man's Ultimate Embarrassment?
Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

Monday, December 25, 2006

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Just wishing everyone out there a merry Christmas and happy new year.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Thank you google

Well I guess me being the woman I am I just had to blog this. The dream we all wish for in one way or another, to be #1. Well I did it thanks to all of you I made #1 under google search engine under asthebarturns. There was only 378 others after me but hey pretty good for someone just starting out. So as I sit back and open up another bud light to celebrate I pat myself on the back and say thanks to all of you who made this possible. I hope I can continue to make you happy and keep coming back. Love you all bye for now.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Church of true Americans

I tell you what people I am thinking about starting my own church. I'm no religious fanatic but I figure if people who desecrate our flag and hate America can have a church why can't I. At least I stand behind our flag and don't desecrate it. I think rule #1 will be no desecration of the flag. Rule #2 no politicians don't want any dishonest thieves in my church after all. Rule #3 no protesting at funerals we are not a morbid church. This is just a rough draft so far but I will figure out more rules. I think I will start some wheels spinning on this new idea. I can even use my youtube and all my other video sites to spread my word. I even made a youtube video about them flag desecraters under username molito66 on youtube. A friend of a friend got to actually witness them assholes at a funeral he attended earlier this year. Them asses are lucky they have not showed up at a funeral where someone is carrying a gun. Because I'm sure if they shot the pieces of shit they could get off with temporary insanity because of emotional distress. Well time to go start thinking see you all later.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Update on descecrating flag protestors


Protestor drags American flag
I just love how these stupid protestors think they are always right. Look at this picture what is wrong with it. How about the fact that the American flag is dragging on the ground while they are protesting. If we are one nation under god what the hell is he doing dragging the American flag on the ground. If your going to protest about something then at least do it correctly you imbecile. I tell ya I really hate morons. Now that flag needs to be burned because it has been desecrated so when you light it up leave the moron attached and do us all a favor. Wonder if he served his country or if he just likes to desecrate the flag in front of people who have. Here's their flyer they will be in Omaha tomorrow if anyone wants to talk to the ass that likes to desecrated our American flag. Basically what this flyer says is they will be in Omaha Nebraska Sunday December 17th they plan to picket the Memorial of Army staff sgt. Jeremy W. Mulhair at 12:15 pm for anyone who wants to kick ahat morons ass.If you cant make it to that he is from Westboro baptists church 3701 SW12th street Topeka Kansas.
This is my freedom of speech to say this. If you want to see more proof of these people who do not love the country they live in go to www.godhatesamerica.com or www.godhatesfags.com

Saturday, December 16, 2006

What man is doing to nature

When do we call it quits on the chemicals that are killing everything. Proof.... When a seven legged deer runs in front of your vehicle last time I checked deer only had four legs. No its not a deer from another country that got loose here. This is a deer in Wisconsin which is now dead. And get this the man who hit it took the meat home to feed to his family. Hope they are not planning on kids because whatever chemicals did this to this deer may still be in the meat. Just more proof man is killing himself. So before you hunters go to shoot a deer make sure you count the legs, heads, tails, and eyes. The man also said that the deer had male and female reproductive organs.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Protestor drags American flag


I just love how these stupid protestors think they are always right. Look at this picture what is wrong with it. How about the fact that the American flag is dragging on the ground while they are protesting. If we are one nation under god what the hell is he doing dragging the American flag on the ground. If your going to protest about something then at least do it correctly you imbecile. I tell ya I really hate morons. Now that flag needs to be burned because it has been desecrated so when you light it up leave the moron attached and do us all a favor. Wonder if he served his country or if he just likes to desecrate the flag in front of people who have.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Helpful winter tips

Here's a few tips from our friends at wd-40 to help us through these cold winter months.
Snowfall and cold weather are traditional parts of the holiday season, but too much of the white stuff can make leaving the house and getting around more like a nightmare. WD-40 can help. Try it to:
Coat snowshovels before shoveling to make snow slide off easier
Provide a protective coat on snow chains for car tires
Prevent rust on and lubricate snowblower chutes
Coat bottom edge of garage doors to keep them from freezing to the ground
Winterize the undercarriage of cars to help prevent salt damage
Protect snowmobile runners from corrosion and rust damage
Keep ice skate blades free of rust
Hope some of these tips are helpful to you enjoy the snow everyone.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Having fun

Here's a little humor for you. Hubby got drunk the other night and passed out. This was a mistake for the simple fact that the neighbor was over too and the last time hubby passed out while the neighbor was over we wrote on his forehead. Well what do you think we did this time, that's right we wrote on his forehead again. Then we topped it off with a little blush. Then for the grand finally we made a video and put it on the internet. So you can watch our little prank down at the bottom of this blog or go to youtube and look under username molito66. All this was made possible thanks to my new video camera. Later everyone.