Sunday, April 29, 2007

party season

Well it's that time of year again that's right graduation time. For about the next month or two I will be putting in extra hours at work. The bad thing is when the majority of your customers are kids you don't make a whole lot of tips. Tonight I had the joy of having a sweet sixteen party at the bar and it was three different families that went in on it together. Surprisingly they were well behaved I think it had something to do with the fact that their parents were present. Thank god. Well I'm tired and have to work again tomorrow at 1 pm so talk to you later all.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Warm weather activities

Yes finally warm weather is here I have been so busy. We have been mushroom hunting, rock hunting, getting the yard and garden ready, and now we have a new addition to our family. My friend gave me a two year old female rottweiler. She is a very hyper dog with a fetish for balls she wants to play nonstop I have to hide the toys at night or she will bug you all night. Her and my dingo dog get along great already the cat and her are still working out some kinks.She's just so big and clumsy and she don't realize she is. She's not trying to hurt the cat just wants to be friends but he says not till you mellow out. The cat has already showed her that he rules the roost he even ate a piece of her dog food right in front of her to show he wasn't afraid. Well time to go do some digging and start planting everyone will be home soon so I can put them to work. Bye.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Morels are here

I found my first morels yesterday. They were just little one but they are out. Today I have to work all day figures it's nice out. but then I have the rest of the week to hunt for more morel mushrooms. Me and my friend are going out again Tuesday. So get out there and start looking everyone but make sure you save some for me. OK I'm off to work good luck all bye.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Morel Mushrooms

As the cold snap continues everyone is getting mushroom fever. There have been a few stories that a few were found before the cold snap hit. You really never know for sure until you find your own. I myself hope that after this weekend it decides to warm up so I can go look around for that little elusive mushroom everyone wants the great morel mushroom. Here we are almost halfway through April and they are talking snow tomorrow. Come on mother nature give us a break all my stuff outside is already dying off please don't kill off mushroom season too. So everyone pray for warm weather so we can get out there and find them morel mushrooms. Good luck everyone later.

Monday, April 09, 2007

men are so stupid

Men can be so stupid I am planning to take one of my vehicles to the junkyard. I'm going to make a video out of it like it's a funeral. One of the things to be done is put the makeup on the deceased so they look good for viewing. Meaning this would have been a part to video writing tank all over the car instead of a makeup job. So what does the moron man do he goes and writes tank all over it while I am not home to video it. Which means part one ruined thank you so much. Now I am working on the personal belongings to be buried with her you know trying to find extra scrap metal to make her weigh a little more when she goes over the scale. And of course moron man done some of that too while I was gone. Now I understand why men need women to babysit them they just can't think on their own I swear. So anyway I better go get my footage for the viewing part of the video before he screws that up too. Later all.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

helpful hints for 2007

Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a non-stick skillet on top of the
stove, set heat
to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No
soggy micro
pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.

Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are
all broken
up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up
thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg.
Just throw
bag away when done easy clean up.

Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it
with your
mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to
frost more
cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less
sugar/calories per

Reheating Refrigerated Bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated,
place them in
a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep
the food
moist and help it reheat faster.

Newspaper Weeds Away
Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil.
newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go,
cover with
mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some
gardening plastic,
they will not get through wet newspapers.

Broken Glass
Use a dry cotton ball to pick up little broken glass pieces of
glass- the
fibers catch ones you can't see!

No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes

Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants
with cayenne
pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the
squirrels won't
come near it.

Easier Thank You's
When you throw a bridal/baby shower, buy a pack of thank you
cards for the
guest of honor. During the party, pass out the envelopes and have
put their address on one. When the bride/new mom sends the thank
they're all addressed!

If you purchase a new bike for your child, place their picture
inside the
handle bar before placing the grips on. if the bike is stolen and
recovered, remove the grip and there is your proof who owns the

Flexible Vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add
an empty
paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can
be bent or
flattened to get in narrow openings.

Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not
have a
clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling
when wearing
panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and - voila - static is

Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill it
with hot
water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry the cup. Next, add
ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes
right out.

Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in
the glove box
of your car. When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works
better than a

Reopening Envelope
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include
inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an
hour or two.
It unseals easily.

Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's a lot cheaper
shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a
great way to
use up the conditioner you bought, but didn't like when you tried
it in your

Good-bye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass fill it 1/2"
with Apple
Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dishwashing liquid, mix well. You
will find
those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!

Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take
it "home,"
& can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so,
esp. if it
rains, but it works & you don't have the worry about pets or
small children
being harmed!

Take Baby Powder To The Beach
Keep a small bottle of baby powder in your beach bag. When your
ready to
leave the beach, sprinkle yourself and kids with the powder and
the sand
will slide right off your skin.

"The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what
you do. We
have been promised a safe landing, not a calm passage."
"I long to accomplish great and noble tasks; however, I accept
that my real
duty in life is to accomplish small tasks as if they were great
and noble."

thought of the day

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

President Bush and Cheney shot

Earlier today President Bush and Vice President Cheney decided to stage an April fools joke on America. They decided to boost America's morale by staging an attempted assasination on them both. Unfortunately their joke became very real when someone decided to switch the blanks for real bullets. The CIA has a few leads but can not yet confirm for sure just who is actually responsible. It looks like a terrorist work, was set up to look like terrorist work, but clues lead towards our own government being involved. We will pass on more news of this as it is given to us as soon as they figure out who they can get away with blaming this on plus make a profit from.Thank you and April fools.