Sunday, April 01, 2007
President Bush and Cheney shot
Earlier today President Bush and Vice President Cheney decided to stage an April fools joke on America. They decided to boost America's morale by staging an attempted assasination on them both. Unfortunately their joke became very real when someone decided to switch the blanks for real bullets. The CIA has a few leads but can not yet confirm for sure just who is actually responsible. It looks like a terrorist work, was set up to look like terrorist work, but clues lead towards our own government being involved. We will pass on more news of this as it is given to us as soon as they figure out who they can get away with blaming this on plus make a profit from.Thank you and April fools.