Need a Lawyer for alien abductions?

Ever been abducted by aliens? Think you deserve some compensation? Well heres your chance. Theres a lawyer in germany who hopes to drum up some business by persuing state compensation claims for people who believe they have been abducted by aliens. His name is Lorek and he is located in the eastern city of Dresden he specializes in social and labor law. He has yet to win a case in any abduction cases but is hopeful, he says there are plenty of potential clients. He says people could appeal for therapies and cures. Lorek is pinning his hopes on a german law which grants kidnap victims the right of state compensation. So if you have been abducted by aliens and think you deserve something find this guy and if he can't help you maybe he knows someone that can. Good luck to you all and may the force be with you, sorry couldn't resist. Bye for now.

Enlarged breast thieves

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women has given pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them.
"The women registered under fake names," Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne, told Bild newspaper. "After the operations, which lasted about an hour, they just ran away."
"Tanja" went out for "fresh air" after 8,000-euro ($10,000) surgery to enlarge her breasts. "She never came back and never paid," Koenig said. He now plans to demand payment in advance.
Bild published a five-column picture of Tanja's naked breasts. "It's probably the most unusual wanted poster police ever had," the newspaper wrote.
Ok people now we're stealing breast enlargements what next penis pumps come on if you want it that bad at least pay for it or be happy with what god gave you.

Happy birthday Hooters

Well it's hard to believe how fast time flies. Doesn't seem that long ago when you first heard of Hooters. But believe it or not Hooters is celebrating it's 23rd year in business. They started out in Clearwater Florida and twenty-three years later they have four hundred restuarants. Not only in the United States but as far as Australia and Aruba too. Boy all those restuarants and I have still never ate in one myself. So happy birthday to you Hooters and may tou have many more to keep all those drooling men happy.

go big red?

Check out the you tube video at the bottom of my blog. My hubby and neighbor made it I think its very funny. Personally I'm for anyone who is against Nebraska Cornhuskers. So lets all cheer and hope Nebraska Cornhuskers loses this week. Hopefully hubby and the neighbor will keep making new ones every week to bash the huskers. And if thier good I'll post them here for you all to watch.So enjoy the show till next time bye for now.

Octoberfest

Yes everyone its that time of year again. The 173rd Octoberfest is under way. So lets all celebrate and get drunk. Just remember to be safe and have a designated driver. Now lets all get drunk and be somebody. Who says the weekend is over it's a holiday so party till the cows come home. Just call your boss and tell them you have the flu (brown bottle flu that is). Cheers everyone till next time.