Need a Lawyer for alien abductions?

Ever been abducted by aliens? Think you deserve some compensation? Well heres your chance. Theres a lawyer in germany who hopes to drum up some business by persuing state compensation claims for people who believe they have been abducted by aliens. His name is Lorek and he is located in the eastern city of Dresden he specializes in social and labor law. He has yet to win a case in any abduction cases but is hopeful, he says there are plenty of potential clients. He says people could appeal for therapies and cures. Lorek is pinning his hopes on a german law which grants kidnap victims the right of state compensation. So if you have been abducted by aliens and think you deserve something find this guy and if he can't help you maybe he knows someone that can. Good luck to you all and may the force be with you, sorry couldn't resist. Bye for now.