Concealed weapon on naked man

I just had to put this on here because this is just wrong there are some sick people out there.
A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.
Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.
Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.
"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.
It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

Cheney Hunting on Election Day

Look out politicians Washington D.C. must plan on some winners on election day that they don't want to win. Why you ask, because they are letting Cheney go hunting on election day. Do you all remember what happen last time he went hunting don't you? I think it was a lawyer last time he shot. What do you think he's going hunting for on election day? So beware everyone because Vice President Cheney is out hunting on election day.

Saddam Hussein to hang

Saddam Hussein is to be hung within thirty days. Saddam was sentenced to death by hanging and the execution is to be carried out within thirty days. So President Bush you think maybe when they hang him our country can then go get the man we all really want to see hang the most Bin Laden? You will now have revenge for your daddy now how about revenge for your country your supposed to be the leader of. You know President Bush if you caught Bin Laden before you get out of office someone might actually think you were a good President. Not me but someone might. Later all.

Try this on a cold nite

1 oz. Apple Brandy
1 oz. Fresh Lemon Juice
½ oz. Honey
¼ cup Boiling Hot Water
Cinnamon Sticks
apple brandy hot toddy

Internet contact

Here's a question when is it ok for an adult to say explicit things to teenagers online? Answer when you are a politician in Washington D.C. Don't worry about no jail time or anything just have to go through three months of deprogramming. Then when your done with that you will be ok. WRONG if that was the case we would not have to worry about oh what do they call them oh yeah REPEAT OFFENDERS. Wake up America look at our kings in D.C. I'm willing to bet our next president will be who ever the top king wants as president. Just remember we are free as long as we agree to whatever they say. Which means I lost my freedom because I believe in God. I have no problem seeing the Ten Commandments in a courtroom. If I'm ever in court I will swear to God to tell the truth. This is my opinion you can make your own.