Don't call daddy to save you

The weekend is sneaking up fast everyone so get your party gear out and have some fun. Just remember when you screw up bad don't call daddy to come rescue you. Have any of you ever had your parents tell you if you end up in jail don't waste your phone call calling home. Well apparently Bush's daddy forgot to tell him when you become president don't call me to fix your fuck ups. I wish I could screw over the whole United States and a few small countries and get away with it. I want to be president so I can get even with everyone who screwed with my family and be able to get away with it. So lets see all I need is my daddy to become a big oil man then president. Then I can run for president and see how much money I can make for all the oil tycoons while I screw the American people that I'm supposed to represent. Maybe I can get mother nature to throw out some vicious natural disasters while I'm enjoying a nice vacation. That way I can play dumb and say I had no idea. After all it was only poor people what importance are they to someone as rich as Bush. Now when mother nature turned her wrath on oil tycoons Bush was right on top of that. Them oil people made more then enough profit to be able to rebuild without having to jack up gas prices any more.

Festive elk

There's a drunken elk terrorizing children in Sweden. Apparently an elk has been eating fermented apples from the garden and getting drunk off them. Elk's can weigh over a thousand pounds, this could be a problem. The easy solution I think would be go out and pick up all the fallen apples so he can't eat them. So remember if any of you have apple trees around watch out for strange behaving animals. So you can either clean up your apples or grab a bottle and join them. Later all

Happy Birthday Marines

Happy Birthday to all our Marines, Jarheads, Leathernecks, and Dogfaces. Hope you all had fun tonight to celebrate. We all did down at the VFW that's for sure. Friday night dinners plus a bunch of Marines getting drunk. What more could a bartender ask for, for excitement. It's always neat to see young and old alike get along like they've been friends for years even complete strangers. It's stuff like that you love to see in America. Ok I have to go catch up on other stuff later all.

Hurricane season

Hey everyone looks like it's hurricane season on Saturn. There's a good reason to go out an order up some hurricanes to drink. A nice rum drink on a cool night this winter.

The Election Results

Well Election day is over I wonder what kind of fowl Vice President Cheney shot. I don't think he got them all. I also heard that there were people who actually voted for someone who makes explicit remarks to kids on the internet.