Make more money drinking!

Ok here's one for all you drinkers out there. According to an American study published in the Journal of Labor Research. [No booze? You may lose; Why drinkers earn more money than nondrinkers]. Seems regular visits to the bar boost your social skills and networking capabilities. Which proves people skills do help improve your working skills. So if you want to increase your income go to the bars drink some alcohol at least once a month. You'll make 10 % extra if your a man and 14 % if your a woman. The study goes on to argue that anti-alcohol campaigns are detrimental to the economy and society in general. So lets all have a drink and be happy, healthy, wealthy, and wise. Bye for now

The rooster and the duck

This is a true story.. My mom one year got a baby chick and duck for an Easter present. The chick turned out to be a rooster and the duck a female. The rooster went everywhere with my mom even to the bar. the duck liked to stay at home and hang out in the dog house with my coon hound. As time went by the rooster became a lush and fell in love with the duck. The duck had her own problems seems my moms big white tomcat wanted to eat the duck. Probably explains why duck stayed in doghouse. So every day the rooster would perch himself on the fence and wait for the duck to come out and play. The cat was also waiting for the duck to come out and play. Everyday was the same the duck would finally come out, the cat would start to stalk, the rooster would see the cat getting ready to attack his beloved duck. The rooster would swoop down on the cat and start pecking it in the head till it ran off. Where was the dog this whole time you ask, in her dog house laughing at the stupid cat that never gave up. You would think that cat would have one heck of a headache. But day after day it came back for more. Morale of the story animals can be like humans... Their so hard headed they don't learn nothing.

Too much to drink last night

Saturday nights at the bar everyone comes out to play. Saturday nights is like a shark feeding frenzy. The men are prowling the area waiting patiently for the right moment to pounce on thier prey. After about midnight they finally start working up the liquid courage to make thier move. They move in slow try to blend in with the crowd. Next thing you know thier talking and dancing. Man has done it he got the hottest chic in the bar to go home with him for the night. So he takes her home with him they have wild sex all night. Then they both pass out in the wee hours of morning. Late sunday morning he awakings so he can call his buddies and brag about the really hot chic he brought home last night. As he rolls over to take one more look at the little hottie he brought home last night he sees this instead.....

Got marijuana!

I swear this world has gone mad. A woman in Poland is busted growing marijuana for, get this, her cow. Is this woman drinking homogenized or highonized milk? Does she want to see how high meat prices will go? Invent a new kind of cheese called Maryjane cheese? Or maybe she thought she might get some extra beef pot roast? No to all these questions she said she was feeding it to her cow to calm it. Well I'm sure it worked duh. Probably ate a lot more food too. I wonder if a high cow acts anything like a cow with mad cow disease. Stumbling around all over the place with no clue. What next get the rooster drunk so he's too hungover to cock-a-doodle-doo in the early morning. Oh wait I think my mom already tried that one (hehe). The rooster turned out to be a lush and hung out at the bar. That's another story maybe I'll tell that one tomorrow. So till tomorrow bye all.

neighbors

This is a true story, it happened in Utah and was on the news!I thought each of you could use a little comic relief today. Here's the story. A city councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built.Apparently, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this as you can imagine - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found... (see attached pictures).