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Monday, September 25, 2006
The rooster and the duck
This is a true story.. My mom one year got a baby chick and duck for an Easter present. The chick turned out to be a rooster and the duck a female. The rooster went everywhere with my mom even to the bar. the duck liked to stay at home and hang out in the dog house with my coon hound. As time went by the rooster became a lush and fell in love with the duck. The duck had her own problems seems my moms big white tomcat wanted to eat the duck. Probably explains why duck stayed in doghouse. So every day the rooster would perch himself on the fence and wait for the duck to come out and play. The cat was also waiting for the duck to come out and play. Everyday was the same the duck would finally come out, the cat would start to stalk, the rooster would see the cat getting ready to attack his beloved duck. The rooster would swoop down on the cat and start pecking it in the head till it ran off. Where was the dog this whole time you ask, in her dog house laughing at the stupid cat that never gave up. You would think that cat would have one heck of a headache. But day after day it came back for more. Morale of the story animals can be like humans... Their so hard headed they don't learn nothing.
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