drug test botched

Here's one you don't want to try when cheating on your drug test.
a man and woman from Pennsylvania came up with a very stupid way to try to pass a drug piss test. They decided to put some urine in a fake penis to carry to the test. they stopped at a convenience store to warm the urine up to body tempature. They wrapped it in a paper towel and handed it to the store clerk to put in the microwave behind the counter. The store clerk thinking it was a real severed penis called police. Not exactly Lorraine Bobbit but now you all know not to cheat your drug test this way.