Welcome to as the bar turns where anything is possible I'm just a government forced retired bartender trying to make extra money from the internet the honest way.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Teen jabs needle in others
A Vermont teen decided it would be fun apparently to jab some fellow teens with a needle he found on the side of the road. He jabbed eight other students and they are charging him with eight counts of assault. Personally I think it should be eight counts of attempted murder seems how he threw the needle away. Now these other kids have to wait months to find out if they have been infected with HIV. You know if the government won't allow us to discipline our kids when are they going start. Can't they see what is going on with all these kids with no discipline. Kids need to be kids again not adults in kids bodies. Sometimes I wonder what our government is thinking. Later all.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Surviving the weekend
I made it through my first weekend back to work had some fun was bored to death for a day. They have killed Sundays closing on Sunday for three months really hurt. I had seven customers all day. I managed to get three customers back without trying real hard. I knew if they drove by and seen rusty but trusty in the lot that I was there. So far everyone is happy to see me back. Had some interesting conversations with some of my old customers. Now as I enjoy the rest of the week off I just have to survive Halloween and I'm in the clear. So happy Halloween everyone bye.
Friday, October 27, 2006
First night back
First night back to work had the same reaction from most of my old customer "oh no". Yes they missed me dearly down there and I can see why man business has gone way down. Friday night dinners was dead tonight. Usually the place is packed front and back. A lot of the customers even told me tonight to bring the customers back. I could see what they was talking about there was not very many old faces in there. One of my favorite little old ladies said she might even bring me in homemade cinnamon rolls. It's great to be loved and missed so much. Some customers were totally ecstatic to see me back had to give me hugs and even stayed longer then usual. I've already drummed up two customers for Friday night dinners. On my way home I stopped at my neighborhood drivethru liquor store. Told them I was back to work at the VFW and they said does that mean Friday night dinners again. Looks like I have to hunt down mangy ole mutt and tell him I'm back he hasn't been in for awhile. I need my guard dog back after all. All in all it was a fun night made me kind of glad it wasn't real busy gave me time to catch up with my old customers. Talk to you later.
All our freedoms are disappearing
Recently I blogged about someone doing jail time for saying Lord. Well here we go again. Warning check your bumper stickers before you go vote or you might get a ticket. One lady did and she wasn't even there to vote she worked in the place where the voting polls were. So I say enjoy what little freedom we have left because it's all being thrown away. You can keep your freedom as long as you do exactly what the big money politicians tell you to do. Which basically means as long as they get richer and you get poorer they will be happy. So has anyone heard who will be our next president, have they rich and stuffy picked their puppet yet. The oil companies had their man for eight years which tycoon industry gets to pick this time. What is a major necessity that we have to have, so they can over charge us and make record profits. Sometimes I just wish God would send a giant lightning bolt down on Washington D.C. Even if he did that though it would just make room for the next batch of crooked politicians. That's my opinion bye.
Back to Work
Here we go people back on the workforce. Tonight is Friday night dinners so it should be busy enough to get me right back into the click of things. I already have my attitude for tonight all figured out. I'll go in there give them a hard time about how they couldn't even survive without me for one year. I have on my sweatshirt that says I'm a professional do not try this at home. Tonight I will find out what hours I have on the weekend. Not sure if I have all of Sunday or if the manager is going to open. So wish me luck as I head of into the sunset to join the working force again. It's going to be hard to work this time around because the commander and his wife are a couple of drunks without jobs. Well his wife cleans the VHF for 100.00 a week. They love to make your job miserable turning the c02 up and down on the tappers. Leave inside doors unlocked and lights on and blame the bartender. If they start playing these stupid games with me the manager will have to hire them to bartend because I won't put up with it. I'm doing this job as a favor not because I have to. So here I go off to enjoy one of life's little four letter words "work". Later all.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Stephen King romances?
Hold the presses Stephen King is writing romance stories. I can see the titles now "The Shining Bride Carrie" or maybe "Pet Cemetary's Vows of Cujo". Truly though I hope his romance novels are as good as his horror novels. Personally his are about the only horror movies I watch. I've even had the joy of reading some of his books. I think if he is going to switch over to romance I may have to hold on to my horror novels of his I have. Good luck to you in your new writing format Mr. King.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Saying God could cost you your freedom
Politics are really crossing the line a lawyer in Salem, North Carolina found out. He said Lord in the courtroom and it cost him two days in jail, seventy hours community service, and his law license suspended for thirty days. Why is it politicians don't want God on anything except on money. Oh thats right politicians love money. God is what this country grew on and anyone who is offended by him go back to your country. Apparently you screwed up when you thought you wanted to come here and be free. So to show how important God is I say on wednesday December first don't spend any money. Let's show them politicians just how much God is needed in this country of ours. If you believe in the man upstairs don't spend him. I'm not some go to church, get on your knees, praise the lord kind of person but the man upstairs is looking after me and my family I know. I've even prayed to him before and he answered thank you God. He has saved my son from being crushed under a car and he has even saved me on a couple occasions. So remember don't spend your money on Wednesday December 1st. Let's show them just how much God is needed. Bye for now.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Back to the old grindstone
Well I held out as long as I could now looks like I am going back to work part time at the VFW(veteran of foreign wars). Manager called me today asking if I could come back on weekends. Me being the softly that I am I said yes but only on a temporary basis. Told manager what was going on in my life right now with hubby so she said that would be fine. Looks like I get to be the weekend warrior again. That's ok extra money for Christmas time never hurts. I do fear though come next year in July if they elect the same commander no way I can stay. It's gonna be fun to see some of my old customers hopefully I can get some they lost back too. I feel bad they have changed hours and everything because of loss of business. But if those men would put as much effort into doing something to help as they do complaining they might actually have a business. I don't mind working just weekends because that's Friday night dinners and hall rental parties. So I'm bound to come home with some good stories and best of all they will probably be about strangers so I can talk about them in my blog. Don't worry my fans I will be able to keep up and keep them in line too.
Saturday night at the bar.
Hope everyone had a fun Saturday night out on the town. And did you dine with your dog or at least feed it the same as you ate? My rover got leftovers and he's laying around being all fat. Tonight me and hubby got rid of the rugrats for the night and went out. Went to a bar I used to manage and bartend at. There was a lot of the old customers still there was great to see most of them. We had a lot of fun talking about old times, we tried to find hubby a date for the night so I wouldn't have to babysit him.(haha) No such luck though I was stuck with him for the night. Which means if I'm staying sober and being designated driver give me money for the poker machine. That way I can lose his drinking money faster trying to win him tickets to buy him drinks. We had our normal act like little kids moments in the bar too having coaster wars and putting ice down everyone's pants. Yes once again the girls beat the boys. We all had a blast met new people some I ended up knowing someone they was related to. It's such a small world anymore. Then me and hubby decided to bar hop to another bar see if the ole mangy mutt was out but we had missed him by a couple hours. We stayed and had one drink they were dead only four people in there so we went back to the other bar where our friends were. After about two more beers hubby was ready to go home he had started early today so I brought him home and tucked him in bed. Now here I am blogging and checking my mail and everything else I didn't get done yet today. Bye for now.
Friday, October 20, 2006
National "Dine With Your Dog" Day
Well everyone the the weekend is here and we have a national holiday to celebrate sort of. Saturday October 21st is National "Dine with your dog" day. So before you go out to party for the nite you have to dine on the same thing your dog does. Hopefully you feed your dog as well as I do mine gets leftovers most of the time. Looks like saturday I'm cleaning out the fridgerator. I think if some of hollywoods stars like Melissa Gilbert and Ross the Intern from "The Tonight Show" can dine with their dogs we can do the same thing. Looks like our menu here for saturday will be homemade macaroni and cheese, sloppy joes, and chili. So enjoy your weekend and eat well with rover saturday before you go out.
Here's a picture of my ferocious killer guard dog he can't wait for saturday. Good eating all bye.
Here's a picture of my ferocious killer guard dog he can't wait for saturday. Good eating all bye.
Wrongful Death of an Animal
When people do mean, evil, and cruel things it pisses me off. In Moscow reports say to make the King of Spain happy. He wanted to kill a bear, so they provided a tame bear drunk on vodka for him to kill. The hunt organizers supplied the tame bear with vodka drenched honey then forced it out of the cage to be shot. The bears name was "Mitrofan". His majesty Juan Carlos killed Mitrofan with a single shot. My personal opinion i wish the bear would have been numb enough from the vodka to maul his majesty a little first. Keen hunter and former Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev had trouble with his aim in his later years. They would either tie the animals to trees or get them drunk. Sorry but this is just wrong. I hope all the assholes in the world are reincarnated as animals that are hunted.Later all.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Cloaking device?
Ok this is all I got to say on this one look out world, scientists have invented a cloak of invisibility. Here we go this will end up stolen and in the wrong hands and wreak havoc. Just what the bad guys need invisibility. Why does man insist on making things that they know will make bad things happen. Good example THE BOMB. Good luck world may we survive this disaster waiting to happen and remember i warned you.Bye.
Who needs yoga
Who needs yoga when you have alcohol to limber you up. If your feeling a little stiff in the back just add alcohol. It's amazing the positions you can get into when it's alcohol induced. After all how many men do you see hanging out at the yoga club to pick up women. Alcohol also loosens up men too but they must be careful not to add too much alcohol and become too limber. Enjoy your alcohol yoga class bye.
No blog due to illness
Sorry all my fans for leaving you hang for a couple days. But at least that gave you time to try some of those alcoholic household tips. Or did you end up like me drunk. Then today I feel like crap but not from hangover. Belly has been hurting all day. Hopefully tomorrow I will feel better and get my blog back to normal. So till then talk to you later.
Monday, October 16, 2006
Alcoholic household tips
VODKA
Now they tell us!! If we only had known before............Well, who knew!!!!
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag. Freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And silly me, I've only been drinking the stuff!!!
Now they tell us!! If we only had known before............Well, who knew!!!!
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag. Freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And silly me, I've only been drinking the stuff!!!
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Ten foot tall and bullet proof
It's not enough that all the troops over in Iraq have enough problems with car bombs and everything else. Now they have come across a now bigger foe to battle too and your not going to believe this one. Canadian troops fighting Taliban in Afghanistan have come across a unexpected and potent enemy - an impenetrable forest of ten foot tall marijuana plants. The Talibans are using this forest of marijuana for cover. The problem is that the plants absorb energy so their thermal devices are of no use to see where the Taliban are hiding. So the troops can't just go through the forest of marijuana because they don't know if the Taliban are in there waiting to ambush. The troops tried burning the plants with white phosphorous that didn't work, they tried burning with diesel that didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now they wont burn. Even when they were successful in burning some of the outer plants that were starting to brown it had certain effects on the troops downwind. So they decided this was the wrong course of action to take. One soldier even commented "sir three years ago when I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'." Best of luck to all the troops on fighting this new foe. Good luck to all our troops fighting this insane war. I still believe we should be after Bin Laden the man who disgraced our country.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Beef up your Harley
Harley Davidson will soon be beefing things up in the motorcycle world. Harley Davidson has teamed up with Conagra, one of the nations largest packaged- foods companies to bring you beef jerky. The thick slices of smoked, lean beef will be packaged in 3 and 1/4 ounce packages priced at $5.99 at convenience and grocery stores, Harley dealerships, and truck stops. It will come in three different flavors teriyaki, pepper, and original. They will start shipping in January. All the best of luck to you Harley Davidson hope your beef jerky is as good as your motorcycles. Bye for now all.
Would you sell your mummy?
This world has gone internet crazy I swear. A woman in Port Huron Michigan tried to ebay a real mummified human skeleton. Yes a real live mummy ok not alive (ha ha). The remains were confiscated tuesday from the lady trying sell it on ebay. The lady said she got the remains from a friend that worked demolition and said he found it in a detroit school that he helped tear down 30 years ago. The lady said she contacted an attorney before posting the mummy on ebay. The lady most likely won't face charges police said. The remains will be sent to an anthropologist at Michigan State for examination. It appears to be the remains of a child, it's very very old, and its probably some type of anatomical dissection that was part of an anatomy class. Ebay did have one bid before it was confiscated from "Satan's Child". Thats just too creepy bye for now all.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Burger King get it your way.
In Los Lunas, New Mexico two burger king employees decided to add a special seasoning to the flame broiled burger. Three employees were arrested after two Isleta tribal police officers discovered their burgers were sprinkled with marijuana. The officers had already eaten about half their burgers when they noticed the marijuana on the meat. The officers used a field test kit to confirm the substance was cannabis. Two employees and a manager were arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and aggravated battery on an officer a felony. One officer claims to have noticed something wrong after first bite. (so why eat half of it?) both officers tested positive for marijuana at the hospital. My opinion I think a bunch of people had special burgers because the reports can't decide if two or three people were arrested.
Not a designated driver
In Clayton, Georgia a woman faces drunk driving charges for riding her horse while intoxicated. Apparently she steered the horse onto the traffic and tangled with a car. The horse survived and she is in fair condition. The people in the car two kids and an adult were treated and released. Remember folks if your gonna pick a designated driver let them drive don't grab the reins. Bye for now.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Google Tube
Looks like my video about Google taking over YouTube is getting a lot of traffic. Thank you to all of you that have visited and those still to come. I have added my video at the bottom of my blog. I even received a comment from a newspaper reporter wanting my thought I guess you could say. That is supposed to be published tomorrow and they will send me a copy. The newspaper the mercury news out of the bay area in California. I will post that when I receive it. Once again thank you all for your support. Love ya all bye.
Beware of Popcorn.net
Beware people a site called Popcorn.net is bad. A guy in Glenwood, Iowa said he tried the free trial and it left his computer virtually useless. They offer unlimited movies and music. After three days if you don't decide to join and pay your computer is infested with their pop-ups. Not just little ones full screen size so you can't even shut down. The local t.v. news station investigated and found other incidences and that Popcorn.net also operates under the name "Moviepass". There has been 260 complaints since March to the Better Business Bureau. Most complaints involve pop-up ads. The Federal Trade Commission has filed a lawsuit against Popcorn.net. If you have problems with pop-up ads call the company at 866-431-7720 if that don't work file a complaint with the FTC. Careful out there everyone bye for now.
Monday, October 09, 2006
Google buys YouTube
We all seen it coming Youtube was getting bigger and better. Now Youtube has been bought by Google. So what will the new name be.... Googletube or will they keep the same name. Will Youtube still be free. Will Youtube still be simple. We shall all find out soon Google's intent with Youtube. Just had to pass on the news flash bye all.
E. coli in lettuce
Lettuce recall sunday same place where the spinach come from. The lettuce scare comes amid other federal warnings that some brands of spinach, bottled carrot juice, and recent shipments of beef could cause grave health risks. these include paralysis, respitory failure and death. The executives ordered the recall after discovering that irrigation water may have been contaminated with E. coli. the recalled lettuce was packaged as "Green leaf 24 count, waxed carton" and " Green leaf 18 count, cellophanesleeve, returnable carton". Packaging is stamped with lot code 6SL0024. Also friday Iowa announced recalling 5,200 lbs of beef suspected of E. coli. The number on the beef recall is 2424. So beware consumers. bye for now
Saturday, October 07, 2006
I'ts the weekend how much fun are you having?
When Girls Drink Too Much...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
Friday, October 06, 2006
Need a Lawyer for alien abductions?
Ever been abducted by aliens? Think you deserve some compensation? Well heres your chance. Theres a lawyer in germany who hopes to drum up some business by persuing state compensation claims for people who believe they have been abducted by aliens. His name is Lorek and he is located in the eastern city of Dresden he specializes in social and labor law. He has yet to win a case in any abduction cases but is hopeful, he says there are plenty of potential clients. He says people could appeal for therapies and cures. Lorek is pinning his hopes on a german law which grants kidnap victims the right of state compensation. So if you have been abducted by aliens and think you deserve something find this guy and if he can't help you maybe he knows someone that can. Good luck to you all and may the force be with you, sorry couldn't resist. Bye for now.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Enlarged breast thieves
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women has given pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them.
"The women registered under fake names," Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne, told Bild newspaper. "After the operations, which lasted about an hour, they just ran away."
"Tanja" went out for "fresh air" after 8,000-euro ($10,000) surgery to enlarge her breasts. "She never came back and never paid," Koenig said. He now plans to demand payment in advance.
Bild published a five-column picture of Tanja's naked breasts. "It's probably the most unusual wanted poster police ever had," the newspaper wrote.
Ok people now we're stealing breast enlargements what next penis pumps come on if you want it that bad at least pay for it or be happy with what god gave you.
"The women registered under fake names," Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne, told Bild newspaper. "After the operations, which lasted about an hour, they just ran away."
"Tanja" went out for "fresh air" after 8,000-euro ($10,000) surgery to enlarge her breasts. "She never came back and never paid," Koenig said. He now plans to demand payment in advance.
Bild published a five-column picture of Tanja's naked breasts. "It's probably the most unusual wanted poster police ever had," the newspaper wrote.
Ok people now we're stealing breast enlargements what next penis pumps come on if you want it that bad at least pay for it or be happy with what god gave you.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Happy birthday Hooters
Well it's hard to believe how fast time flies. Doesn't seem that long ago when you first heard of Hooters. But believe it or not Hooters is celebrating it's 23rd year in business. They started out in Clearwater Florida and twenty-three years later they have four hundred restuarants. Not only in the United States but as far as Australia and Aruba too. Boy all those restuarants and I have still never ate in one myself. So happy birthday to you Hooters and may tou have many more to keep all those drooling men happy.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
go big red?
Check out the you tube video at the bottom of my blog. My hubby and neighbor made it I think its very funny. Personally I'm for anyone who is against Nebraska Cornhuskers. So lets all cheer and hope Nebraska Cornhuskers loses this week. Hopefully hubby and the neighbor will keep making new ones every week to bash the huskers. And if thier good I'll post them here for you all to watch.So enjoy the show till next time bye for now.
Monday, October 02, 2006
Octoberfest
Yes everyone its that time of year again. The 173rd Octoberfest is under way. So lets all celebrate and get drunk. Just remember to be safe and have a designated driver. Now lets all get drunk and be somebody. Who says the weekend is over it's a holiday so party till the cows come home. Just call your boss and tell them you have the flu (brown bottle flu that is). Cheers everyone till next time.
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