Saddam Hussein dead

This is the word straight from the news Saddam Hussein is dead. He was hung to death at I believe 9:06 central time. The Associated Press is still awaiting confirmation. Me too I guess I want to see the body to believe he's dead. Just like in the soap operas they are never really dead till you see their body.

Carjacker gets lost

Here's something to put a little humor in your day. Seems a carjacker in Florida got lost and called police to come get him because he didn't know where he was. I tell you some people really know how to show their intelligence. I think this one qualifies for stupid things criminals do.

Saddam to hang by Saturday

Yes it sounds like it will be a happy new year people. Word has it that Saddam Hussein will be hung by Saturday. Hopefully this will be the trigger to bringing our boys back home sooner. Now with Saddam being hung our revenge set president will get revenge for America and go after Bin Laden. After all isn't it Bin Laden the one we were supposed to be after in the first place. We can only hope that the hanging of Saddam will be the end of the Bush family revenge. Then maybe Bush will do something for this country instead of for his family. But this is just my opinion.

Recent and current events

Well so far we have lost rock legend James Brown and former president Gerald Ford who is next after all they come in three's. Or who knows with me being busy maybe I missed the third one. Anyway the weekend is here and I have to work so I had to come up with something before I started work. Not to worry I will post more stuff over weekend I'm sure. Hey just heard Hurley off of "Lost" got arrested for tax evasion. I guess this post just has a little bit of everything in it. I have two parties to work this weekend so hopefully lots of tips for after Christmas shopping. I did manage to buy some more Christmas lights and decorations the day after. Ok enough babbling, time for me to go to bed hope the dog warmed up my side of the bed for me. Night all Happy New Year everyone if I don't catch you when the time comes may be at work.

James brown dies on Christmas

One of our great legends died this Christmas and I'm sure he will be greatly missed by some. After reading the article though what saddened me even more is that his wife and child were locked out of their home by lawyers. Way to show a merry Christmas assholes lock a woman and child out of their home. The article also states that James Brown had plead guilty to domestic abuse charges in 2004. When I first heard of him dying I was saddened but after reading the article I can honestly say I hope his wife and child come out on top after it's all over. I myself was once in a abusive relationship so I have no remorse for the man now sorry hate me if you want but you know me I tell it like it is. I hope all the good people out there had a merry Christmas. To the rest of you I hope you got exactly what you deserved. Later.

funny

I thought this was cute.
Question: What is a Man's Ultimate Embarrassment?
Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Just wishing everyone out there a merry Christmas and happy new year.

Thank you google

Well I guess me being the woman I am I just had to blog this. The dream we all wish for in one way or another, to be #1. Well I did it thanks to all of you I made #1 under google search engine under asthebarturns. There was only 378 others after me but hey pretty good for someone just starting out. So as I sit back and open up another bud light to celebrate I pat myself on the back and say thanks to all of you who made this possible. I hope I can continue to make you happy and keep coming back. Love you all bye for now.

Church of true Americans

I tell you what people I am thinking about starting my own church. I'm no religious fanatic but I figure if people who desecrate our flag and hate America can have a church why can't I. At least I stand behind our flag and don't desecrate it. I think rule #1 will be no desecration of the flag. Rule #2 no politicians don't want any dishonest thieves in my church after all. Rule #3 no protesting at funerals we are not a morbid church. This is just a rough draft so far but I will figure out more rules. I think I will start some wheels spinning on this new idea. I can even use my youtube and all my other video sites to spread my word. I even made a youtube video about them flag desecraters under username molito66 on youtube. A friend of a friend got to actually witness them assholes at a funeral he attended earlier this year. Them asses are lucky they have not showed up at a funeral where someone is carrying a gun. Because I'm sure if they shot the pieces of shit they could get off with temporary insanity because of emotional distress. Well time to go start thinking see you all later.

Update on descecrating flag protestors

Protestor drags American flag
I just love how these stupid protestors think they are always right. Look at this picture what is wrong with it. How about the fact that the American flag is dragging on the ground while they are protesting. If we are one nation under god what the hell is he doing dragging the American flag on the ground. If your going to protest about something then at least do it correctly you imbecile. I tell ya I really hate morons. Now that flag needs to be burned because it has been desecrated so when you light it up leave the moron attached and do us all a favor. Wonder if he served his country or if he just likes to desecrate the flag in front of people who have. Here's their flyer they will be in Omaha tomorrow if anyone wants to talk to the ass that likes to desecrated our American flag. Basically what this flyer says is they will be in Omaha Nebraska Sunday December 17th they plan to picket the Memorial of Army staff sgt. Jeremy W. Mulhair at 12:15 pm for anyone who wants to kick ahat morons ass.If you cant make it to that he is from Westboro baptists church 3701 SW12th street Topeka Kansas.
This is my freedom of speech to say this. If you want to see more proof of these people who do not love the country they live in go to www.godhatesamerica.com or www.godhatesfags.com

What man is doing to nature

When do we call it quits on the chemicals that are killing everything. Proof.... When a seven legged deer runs in front of your vehicle last time I checked deer only had four legs. No its not a deer from another country that got loose here. This is a deer in Wisconsin which is now dead. And get this the man who hit it took the meat home to feed to his family. Hope they are not planning on kids because whatever chemicals did this to this deer may still be in the meat. Just more proof man is killing himself. So before you hunters go to shoot a deer make sure you count the legs, heads, tails, and eyes. The man also said that the deer had male and female reproductive organs.

Protestor drags American flag

I just love how these stupid protestors think they are always right. Look at this picture what is wrong with it. How about the fact that the American flag is dragging on the ground while they are protesting. If we are one nation under god what the hell is he doing dragging the American flag on the ground. If your going to protest about something then at least do it correctly you imbecile. I tell ya I really hate morons. Now that flag needs to be burned because it has been desecrated so when you light it up leave the moron attached and do us all a favor. Wonder if he served his country or if he just likes to desecrate the flag in front of people who have.

Helpful winter tips

Here's a few tips from our friends at wd-40 to help us through these cold winter months.
Snowfall and cold weather are traditional parts of the holiday season, but too much of the white stuff can make leaving the house and getting around more like a nightmare. WD-40 can help. Try it to:
Coat snowshovels before shoveling to make snow slide off easier
Provide a protective coat on snow chains for car tires
Prevent rust on and lubricate snowblower chutes
Coat bottom edge of garage doors to keep them from freezing to the ground
Winterize the undercarriage of cars to help prevent salt damage
Protect snowmobile runners from corrosion and rust damage
Keep ice skate blades free of rust
Hope some of these tips are helpful to you enjoy the snow everyone.

Having fun

Here's a little humor for you. Hubby got drunk the other night and passed out. This was a mistake for the simple fact that the neighbor was over too and the last time hubby passed out while the neighbor was over we wrote on his forehead. Well what do you think we did this time, that's right we wrote on his forehead again. Then we topped it off with a little blush. Then for the grand finally we made a video and put it on the internet. So you can watch our little prank down at the bottom of this blog or go to youtube and look under username molito66. All this was made possible thanks to my new video camera. Later everyone.

What did your kid learn today?

Take a look at what teachers are teaching your kids now. America we may have to resort to home schooling to keep our kids safe. An extra-credit assignment has left one North Carolina teacher without a job.
Khalid Chahhou resigned from a high school near Raleigh last week after students reported that there were some chilling words in a word-search puzzle that Chahhou assigned.
The extra-credit puzzle included phrases like "terrorist" and "destroy America."
An acquaintance of Chahhou said the high school Spanish teacher made the puzzle after watching news coverage of Israeli troops killing Palestinians. He said Chahhou must have had "an outburst of emotions."
Chahhou won't say any more about the puzzle other than acknowledging that he indeed made it. He told a Raleigh newspaper that he doesn't want to discuss this "dark page" of his life anymore.

dontpayoj

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Celebration time

Time to celebrate people I got my first check for my first video commercial. I had a friend give me a bottle of his homemade wine. His wine is awesome. I only hope once I start trying to make my own that it tastes just as good as his. I wonder if he is willing to part with his recipe so I don't have to keep taking his stock. Right now the bottle is chilling and I will be pulling the cork in about another hour. If anyone wants to share any homemade wine recipes please feel free to leave in comments.

Can you drink this much wine?

Bathers toss a glass of wine as they dip in wine-poured hot spring at an open-air spa in Hakone, west of Tokyo Thursday, Nov. 16, 2006 to mark the release of Beaujolais Nouveau. How's this for a wet bar people. This is one pool party I would like to be at. Just remember please don't pee in this pool. Even if you can't have a pool party like this enjoy your weekend anyway. Bye all for now.

Murder mystery full version

Alright people here's the full version of the mystery. Back in the spring of this year some mushroom hunters discovered a body in a barrel at a lake that about ten blocks from my house. Which is also a place where me and my kids go often for all kinds of different reasons. Any way they finally identified the body as a divorced single mother who was reported missing twenty-three years ago. Right off the bat my prediction was the ex-husband did it to get his daughter I'm guessing. Well right after they identified her they went to question the ex-husband. While being questioned police noticed that he acted very nervous. The next day they were headed back with a search warrant with intent to arrest. When police arrived at the apartment complex where the ex-husband lived they discovered another dead body in the parking lot. It turned out this was the ex-husband he had jumped and committed suicide before police could arrest him. Now there's more, turns out another woman that had lived with him at some time had been reported missing in July I believe. Well police discovered her body too they found hers in another town. I am so glad that this piece of trash is no longer on the streets. If you have to kill someone because they left you then don't fucking date anyone and if you have to date a child molester and take them out of commission please. Hope you enjoyed this short mystery bye.

Local mystery solved

Here's a short version of it because I have to get to bed. In the spring a dead body was found stuffed in a barrel at local lake. They recently identified the body. Reported missing twenty-three years ago. I made my prediction of who it was and I was right. But there is another mystery that comes from this one solved. I will give you all the details tomorrow.

Don't call daddy to save you

The weekend is sneaking up fast everyone so get your party gear out and have some fun. Just remember when you screw up bad don't call daddy to come rescue you. Have any of you ever had your parents tell you if you end up in jail don't waste your phone call calling home. Well apparently Bush's daddy forgot to tell him when you become president don't call me to fix your fuck ups. I wish I could screw over the whole United States and a few small countries and get away with it. I want to be president so I can get even with everyone who screwed with my family and be able to get away with it. So lets see all I need is my daddy to become a big oil man then president. Then I can run for president and see how much money I can make for all the oil tycoons while I screw the American people that I'm supposed to represent. Maybe I can get mother nature to throw out some vicious natural disasters while I'm enjoying a nice vacation. That way I can play dumb and say I had no idea. After all it was only poor people what importance are they to someone as rich as Bush. Now when mother nature turned her wrath on oil tycoons Bush was right on top of that. Them oil people made more then enough profit to be able to rebuild without having to jack up gas prices any more.

Festive elk

There's a drunken elk terrorizing children in Sweden. Apparently an elk has been eating fermented apples from the garden and getting drunk off them. Elk's can weigh over a thousand pounds, this could be a problem. The easy solution I think would be go out and pick up all the fallen apples so he can't eat them. So remember if any of you have apple trees around watch out for strange behaving animals. So you can either clean up your apples or grab a bottle and join them. Later all

Happy Birthday Marines

Happy Birthday to all our Marines, Jarheads, Leathernecks, and Dogfaces. Hope you all had fun tonight to celebrate. We all did down at the VFW that's for sure. Friday night dinners plus a bunch of Marines getting drunk. What more could a bartender ask for, for excitement. It's always neat to see young and old alike get along like they've been friends for years even complete strangers. It's stuff like that you love to see in America. Ok I have to go catch up on other stuff later all.

Hurricane season

Hey everyone looks like it's hurricane season on Saturn. There's a good reason to go out an order up some hurricanes to drink. A nice rum drink on a cool night this winter.

The Election Results

Well Election day is over I wonder what kind of fowl Vice President Cheney shot. I don't think he got them all. I also heard that there were people who actually voted for someone who makes explicit remarks to kids on the internet.

Concealed weapon on naked man

I just had to put this on here because this is just wrong there are some sick people out there.
A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.
Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.
Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.
"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.
It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

Cheney Hunting on Election Day

Look out politicians Washington D.C. must plan on some winners on election day that they don't want to win. Why you ask, because they are letting Cheney go hunting on election day. Do you all remember what happen last time he went hunting don't you? I think it was a lawyer last time he shot. What do you think he's going hunting for on election day? So beware everyone because Vice President Cheney is out hunting on election day.

Saddam Hussein to hang

Saddam Hussein is to be hung within thirty days. Saddam was sentenced to death by hanging and the execution is to be carried out within thirty days. So President Bush you think maybe when they hang him our country can then go get the man we all really want to see hang the most Bin Laden? You will now have revenge for your daddy now how about revenge for your country your supposed to be the leader of. You know President Bush if you caught Bin Laden before you get out of office someone might actually think you were a good President. Not me but someone might. Later all.

Try this on a cold nite

1 oz. Apple Brandy
1 oz. Fresh Lemon Juice
½ oz. Honey
¼ cup Boiling Hot Water
Cinnamon Sticks
apple brandy hot toddy

Internet contact

Here's a question when is it ok for an adult to say explicit things to teenagers online? Answer when you are a politician in Washington D.C. Don't worry about no jail time or anything just have to go through three months of deprogramming. Then when your done with that you will be ok. WRONG if that was the case we would not have to worry about oh what do they call them oh yeah REPEAT OFFENDERS. Wake up America look at our kings in D.C. I'm willing to bet our next president will be who ever the top king wants as president. Just remember we are free as long as we agree to whatever they say. Which means I lost my freedom because I believe in God. I have no problem seeing the Ten Commandments in a courtroom. If I'm ever in court I will swear to God to tell the truth. This is my opinion you can make your own.

Teen jabs needle in others

A Vermont teen decided it would be fun apparently to jab some fellow teens with a needle he found on the side of the road. He jabbed eight other students and they are charging him with eight counts of assault. Personally I think it should be eight counts of attempted murder seems how he threw the needle away. Now these other kids have to wait months to find out if they have been infected with HIV. You know if the government won't allow us to discipline our kids when are they going start. Can't they see what is going on with all these kids with no discipline. Kids need to be kids again not adults in kids bodies. Sometimes I wonder what our government is thinking. Later all.

Surviving the weekend

I made it through my first weekend back to work had some fun was bored to death for a day. They have killed Sundays closing on Sunday for three months really hurt. I had seven customers all day. I managed to get three customers back without trying real hard. I knew if they drove by and seen rusty but trusty in the lot that I was there. So far everyone is happy to see me back. Had some interesting conversations with some of my old customers. Now as I enjoy the rest of the week off I just have to survive Halloween and I'm in the clear. So happy Halloween everyone bye.

First night back

First night back to work had the same reaction from most of my old customer "oh no". Yes they missed me dearly down there and I can see why man business has gone way down. Friday night dinners was dead tonight. Usually the place is packed front and back. A lot of the customers even told me tonight to bring the customers back. I could see what they was talking about there was not very many old faces in there. One of my favorite little old ladies said she might even bring me in homemade cinnamon rolls. It's great to be loved and missed so much. Some customers were totally ecstatic to see me back had to give me hugs and even stayed longer then usual. I've already drummed up two customers for Friday night dinners. On my way home I stopped at my neighborhood drivethru liquor store. Told them I was back to work at the VFW and they said does that mean Friday night dinners again. Looks like I have to hunt down mangy ole mutt and tell him I'm back he hasn't been in for awhile. I need my guard dog back after all. All in all it was a fun night made me kind of glad it wasn't real busy gave me time to catch up with my old customers. Talk to you later.

All our freedoms are disappearing

Recently I blogged about someone doing jail time for saying Lord. Well here we go again. Warning check your bumper stickers before you go vote or you might get a ticket. One lady did and she wasn't even there to vote she worked in the place where the voting polls were. So I say enjoy what little freedom we have left because it's all being thrown away. You can keep your freedom as long as you do exactly what the big money politicians tell you to do. Which basically means as long as they get richer and you get poorer they will be happy. So has anyone heard who will be our next president, have they rich and stuffy picked their puppet yet. The oil companies had their man for eight years which tycoon industry gets to pick this time. What is a major necessity that we have to have, so they can over charge us and make record profits. Sometimes I just wish God would send a giant lightning bolt down on Washington D.C. Even if he did that though it would just make room for the next batch of crooked politicians. That's my opinion bye.

Back to Work

Here we go people back on the workforce. Tonight is Friday night dinners so it should be busy enough to get me right back into the click of things. I already have my attitude for tonight all figured out. I'll go in there give them a hard time about how they couldn't even survive without me for one year. I have on my sweatshirt that says I'm a professional do not try this at home. Tonight I will find out what hours I have on the weekend. Not sure if I have all of Sunday or if the manager is going to open. So wish me luck as I head of into the sunset to join the working force again. It's going to be hard to work this time around because the commander and his wife are a couple of drunks without jobs. Well his wife cleans the VHF for 100.00 a week. They love to make your job miserable turning the c02 up and down on the tappers. Leave inside doors unlocked and lights on and blame the bartender. If they start playing these stupid games with me the manager will have to hire them to bartend because I won't put up with it. I'm doing this job as a favor not because I have to. So here I go off to enjoy one of life's little four letter words "work". Later all.

Stephen King romances?

Hold the presses Stephen King is writing romance stories. I can see the titles now "The Shining Bride Carrie" or maybe "Pet Cemetary's Vows of Cujo". Truly though I hope his romance novels are as good as his horror novels. Personally his are about the only horror movies I watch. I've even had the joy of reading some of his books. I think if he is going to switch over to romance I may have to hold on to my horror novels of his I have. Good luck to you in your new writing format Mr. King.

Saying God could cost you your freedom

Politics are really crossing the line a lawyer in Salem, North Carolina found out. He said Lord in the courtroom and it cost him two days in jail, seventy hours community service, and his law license suspended for thirty days. Why is it politicians don't want God on anything except on money. Oh thats right politicians love money. God is what this country grew on and anyone who is offended by him go back to your country. Apparently you screwed up when you thought you wanted to come here and be free. So to show how important God is I say on wednesday December first don't spend any money. Let's show them politicians just how much God is needed in this country of ours. If you believe in the man upstairs don't spend him. I'm not some go to church, get on your knees, praise the lord kind of person but the man upstairs is looking after me and my family I know. I've even prayed to him before and he answered thank you God. He has saved my son from being crushed under a car and he has even saved me on a couple occasions. So remember don't spend your money on Wednesday December 1st. Let's show them just how much God is needed. Bye for now.

Back to the old grindstone

Well I held out as long as I could now looks like I am going back to work part time at the VFW(veteran of foreign wars). Manager called me today asking if I could come back on weekends. Me being the softly that I am I said yes but only on a temporary basis. Told manager what was going on in my life right now with hubby so she said that would be fine. Looks like I get to be the weekend warrior again. That's ok extra money for Christmas time never hurts. I do fear though come next year in July if they elect the same commander no way I can stay. It's gonna be fun to see some of my old customers hopefully I can get some they lost back too. I feel bad they have changed hours and everything because of loss of business. But if those men would put as much effort into doing something to help as they do complaining they might actually have a business. I don't mind working just weekends because that's Friday night dinners and hall rental parties. So I'm bound to come home with some good stories and best of all they will probably be about strangers so I can talk about them in my blog. Don't worry my fans I will be able to keep up and keep them in line too.

Saturday night at the bar.

Hope everyone had a fun Saturday night out on the town. And did you dine with your dog or at least feed it the same as you ate? My rover got leftovers and he's laying around being all fat. Tonight me and hubby got rid of the rugrats for the night and went out. Went to a bar I used to manage and bartend at. There was a lot of the old customers still there was great to see most of them. We had a lot of fun talking about old times, we tried to find hubby a date for the night so I wouldn't have to babysit him.(haha) No such luck though I was stuck with him for the night. Which means if I'm staying sober and being designated driver give me money for the poker machine. That way I can lose his drinking money faster trying to win him tickets to buy him drinks. We had our normal act like little kids moments in the bar too having coaster wars and putting ice down everyone's pants. Yes once again the girls beat the boys. We all had a blast met new people some I ended up knowing someone they was related to. It's such a small world anymore. Then me and hubby decided to bar hop to another bar see if the ole mangy mutt was out but we had missed him by a couple hours. We stayed and had one drink they were dead only four people in there so we went back to the other bar where our friends were. After about two more beers hubby was ready to go home he had started early today so I brought him home and tucked him in bed. Now here I am blogging and checking my mail and everything else I didn't get done yet today. Bye for now.

National "Dine With Your Dog" Day

Well everyone the the weekend is here and we have a national holiday to celebrate sort of. Saturday October 21st is National "Dine with your dog" day. So before you go out to party for the nite you have to dine on the same thing your dog does. Hopefully you feed your dog as well as I do mine gets leftovers most of the time. Looks like saturday I'm cleaning out the fridgerator. I think if some of hollywoods stars like Melissa Gilbert and Ross the Intern from "The Tonight Show" can dine with their dogs we can do the same thing. Looks like our menu here for saturday will be homemade macaroni and cheese, sloppy joes, and chili. So enjoy your weekend and eat well with rover saturday before you go out.



Here's a picture of my ferocious killer guard dog he can't wait for saturday. Good eating all bye.

Wrongful Death of an Animal

When people do mean, evil, and cruel things it pisses me off. In Moscow reports say to make the King of Spain happy. He wanted to kill a bear, so they provided a tame bear drunk on vodka for him to kill. The hunt organizers supplied the tame bear with vodka drenched honey then forced it out of the cage to be shot. The bears name was "Mitrofan". His majesty Juan Carlos killed Mitrofan with a single shot. My personal opinion i wish the bear would have been numb enough from the vodka to maul his majesty a little first. Keen hunter and former Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev had trouble with his aim in his later years. They would either tie the animals to trees or get them drunk. Sorry but this is just wrong. I hope all the assholes in the world are reincarnated as animals that are hunted.Later all.

Cloaking device?

Ok this is all I got to say on this one look out world, scientists have invented a cloak of invisibility. Here we go this will end up stolen and in the wrong hands and wreak havoc. Just what the bad guys need invisibility. Why does man insist on making things that they know will make bad things happen. Good example THE BOMB. Good luck world may we survive this disaster waiting to happen and remember i warned you.Bye.

Who needs yoga

Who needs yoga when you have alcohol to limber you up. If your feeling a little stiff in the back just add alcohol. It's amazing the positions you can get into when it's alcohol induced. After all how many men do you see hanging out at the yoga club to pick up women. Alcohol also loosens up men too but they must be careful not to add too much alcohol and become too limber. Enjoy your alcohol yoga class bye.

No blog due to illness

Sorry all my fans for leaving you hang for a couple days. But at least that gave you time to try some of those alcoholic household tips. Or did you end up like me drunk. Then today I feel like crap but not from hangover. Belly has been hurting all day. Hopefully tomorrow I will feel better and get my blog back to normal. So till then talk to you later.

Alcoholic household tips

VODKA

Now they tell us!! If we only had known before............Well, who knew!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.



9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag. Freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.



10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.



11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.



12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.



13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.



14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.



15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me, I've only been drinking the stuff!!!

Ten foot tall and bullet proof

It's not enough that all the troops over in Iraq have enough problems with car bombs and everything else. Now they have come across a now bigger foe to battle too and your not going to believe this one. Canadian troops fighting Taliban in Afghanistan have come across a unexpected and potent enemy - an impenetrable forest of ten foot tall marijuana plants. The Talibans are using this forest of marijuana for cover. The problem is that the plants absorb energy so their thermal devices are of no use to see where the Taliban are hiding. So the troops can't just go through the forest of marijuana because they don't know if the Taliban are in there waiting to ambush. The troops tried burning the plants with white phosphorous that didn't work, they tried burning with diesel that didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now they wont burn. Even when they were successful in burning some of the outer plants that were starting to brown it had certain effects on the troops downwind. So they decided this was the wrong course of action to take. One soldier even commented "sir three years ago when I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'." Best of luck to all the troops on fighting this new foe. Good luck to all our troops fighting this insane war. I still believe we should be after Bin Laden the man who disgraced our country.

Beef up your Harley

Harley Davidson will soon be beefing things up in the motorcycle world. Harley Davidson has teamed up with Conagra, one of the nations largest packaged- foods companies to bring you beef jerky. The thick slices of smoked, lean beef will be packaged in 3 and 1/4 ounce packages priced at $5.99 at convenience and grocery stores, Harley dealerships, and truck stops. It will come in three different flavors teriyaki, pepper, and original. They will start shipping in January. All the best of luck to you Harley Davidson hope your beef jerky is as good as your motorcycles. Bye for now all.

Would you sell your mummy?

This world has gone internet crazy I swear. A woman in Port Huron Michigan tried to ebay a real mummified human skeleton. Yes a real live mummy ok not alive (ha ha). The remains were confiscated tuesday from the lady trying sell it on ebay. The lady said she got the remains from a friend that worked demolition and said he found it in a detroit school that he helped tear down 30 years ago. The lady said she contacted an attorney before posting the mummy on ebay. The lady most likely won't face charges police said. The remains will be sent to an anthropologist at Michigan State for examination. It appears to be the remains of a child, it's very very old, and its probably some type of anatomical dissection that was part of an anatomy class. Ebay did have one bid before it was confiscated from "Satan's Child". Thats just too creepy bye for now all.

Burger King get it your way.

In Los Lunas, New Mexico two burger king employees decided to add a special seasoning to the flame broiled burger. Three employees were arrested after two Isleta tribal police officers discovered their burgers were sprinkled with marijuana. The officers had already eaten about half their burgers when they noticed the marijuana on the meat. The officers used a field test kit to confirm the substance was cannabis. Two employees and a manager were arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and aggravated battery on an officer a felony. One officer claims to have noticed something wrong after first bite. (so why eat half of it?) both officers tested positive for marijuana at the hospital. My opinion I think a bunch of people had special burgers because the reports can't decide if two or three people were arrested.

Not a designated driver

In Clayton, Georgia a woman faces drunk driving charges for riding her horse while intoxicated. Apparently she steered the horse onto the traffic and tangled with a car. The horse survived and she is in fair condition. The people in the car two kids and an adult were treated and released. Remember folks if your gonna pick a designated driver let them drive don't grab the reins. Bye for now.

Google Tube

Looks like my video about Google taking over YouTube is getting a lot of traffic. Thank you to all of you that have visited and those still to come. I have added my video at the bottom of my blog. I even received a comment from a newspaper reporter wanting my thought I guess you could say. That is supposed to be published tomorrow and they will send me a copy. The newspaper the mercury news out of the bay area in California. I will post that when I receive it. Once again thank you all for your support. Love ya all bye.

Beware of Popcorn.net

Beware people a site called Popcorn.net is bad. A guy in Glenwood, Iowa said he tried the free trial and it left his computer virtually useless. They offer unlimited movies and music. After three days if you don't decide to join and pay your computer is infested with their pop-ups. Not just little ones full screen size so you can't even shut down. The local t.v. news station investigated and found other incidences and that Popcorn.net also operates under the name "Moviepass". There has been 260 complaints since March to the Better Business Bureau. Most complaints involve pop-up ads. The Federal Trade Commission has filed a lawsuit against Popcorn.net. If you have problems with pop-up ads call the company at 866-431-7720 if that don't work file a complaint with the FTC. Careful out there everyone bye for now.

Google buys YouTube

We all seen it coming Youtube was getting bigger and better. Now Youtube has been bought by Google. So what will the new name be.... Googletube or will they keep the same name. Will Youtube still be free. Will Youtube still be simple. We shall all find out soon Google's intent with Youtube. Just had to pass on the news flash bye all.

E. coli in lettuce

Lettuce recall sunday same place where the spinach come from. The lettuce scare comes amid other federal warnings that some brands of spinach, bottled carrot juice, and recent shipments of beef could cause grave health risks. these include paralysis, respitory failure and death. The executives ordered the recall after discovering that irrigation water may have been contaminated with E. coli. the recalled lettuce was packaged as "Green leaf 24 count, waxed carton" and " Green leaf 18 count, cellophanesleeve, returnable carton". Packaging is stamped with lot code 6SL0024. Also friday Iowa announced recalling 5,200 lbs of beef suspected of E. coli. The number on the beef recall is 2424. So beware consumers. bye for now

I'ts the weekend how much fun are you having?

When Girls Drink Too Much...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

Need a Lawyer for alien abductions?

Ever been abducted by aliens? Think you deserve some compensation? Well heres your chance. Theres a lawyer in germany who hopes to drum up some business by persuing state compensation claims for people who believe they have been abducted by aliens. His name is Lorek and he is located in the eastern city of Dresden he specializes in social and labor law. He has yet to win a case in any abduction cases but is hopeful, he says there are plenty of potential clients. He says people could appeal for therapies and cures. Lorek is pinning his hopes on a german law which grants kidnap victims the right of state compensation. So if you have been abducted by aliens and think you deserve something find this guy and if he can't help you maybe he knows someone that can. Good luck to you all and may the force be with you, sorry couldn't resist. Bye for now.

Enlarged breast thieves

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women has given pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them.
"The women registered under fake names," Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne, told Bild newspaper. "After the operations, which lasted about an hour, they just ran away."
"Tanja" went out for "fresh air" after 8,000-euro ($10,000) surgery to enlarge her breasts. "She never came back and never paid," Koenig said. He now plans to demand payment in advance.
Bild published a five-column picture of Tanja's naked breasts. "It's probably the most unusual wanted poster police ever had," the newspaper wrote.
Ok people now we're stealing breast enlargements what next penis pumps come on if you want it that bad at least pay for it or be happy with what god gave you.

Happy birthday Hooters

Well it's hard to believe how fast time flies. Doesn't seem that long ago when you first heard of Hooters. But believe it or not Hooters is celebrating it's 23rd year in business. They started out in Clearwater Florida and twenty-three years later they have four hundred restuarants. Not only in the United States but as far as Australia and Aruba too. Boy all those restuarants and I have still never ate in one myself. So happy birthday to you Hooters and may tou have many more to keep all those drooling men happy.

go big red?

Check out the you tube video at the bottom of my blog. My hubby and neighbor made it I think its very funny. Personally I'm for anyone who is against Nebraska Cornhuskers. So lets all cheer and hope Nebraska Cornhuskers loses this week. Hopefully hubby and the neighbor will keep making new ones every week to bash the huskers. And if thier good I'll post them here for you all to watch.So enjoy the show till next time bye for now.

Octoberfest

Yes everyone its that time of year again. The 173rd Octoberfest is under way. So lets all celebrate and get drunk. Just remember to be safe and have a designated driver. Now lets all get drunk and be somebody. Who says the weekend is over it's a holiday so party till the cows come home. Just call your boss and tell them you have the flu (brown bottle flu that is). Cheers everyone till next time.

Make more money drinking!

Ok here's one for all you drinkers out there. According to an American study published in the Journal of Labor Research. [No booze? You may lose; Why drinkers earn more money than nondrinkers]. Seems regular visits to the bar boost your social skills and networking capabilities. Which proves people skills do help improve your working skills. So if you want to increase your income go to the bars drink some alcohol at least once a month. You'll make 10 % extra if your a man and 14 % if your a woman. The study goes on to argue that anti-alcohol campaigns are detrimental to the economy and society in general. So lets all have a drink and be happy, healthy, wealthy, and wise. Bye for now

The rooster and the duck

This is a true story.. My mom one year got a baby chick and duck for an Easter present. The chick turned out to be a rooster and the duck a female. The rooster went everywhere with my mom even to the bar. the duck liked to stay at home and hang out in the dog house with my coon hound. As time went by the rooster became a lush and fell in love with the duck. The duck had her own problems seems my moms big white tomcat wanted to eat the duck. Probably explains why duck stayed in doghouse. So every day the rooster would perch himself on the fence and wait for the duck to come out and play. The cat was also waiting for the duck to come out and play. Everyday was the same the duck would finally come out, the cat would start to stalk, the rooster would see the cat getting ready to attack his beloved duck. The rooster would swoop down on the cat and start pecking it in the head till it ran off. Where was the dog this whole time you ask, in her dog house laughing at the stupid cat that never gave up. You would think that cat would have one heck of a headache. But day after day it came back for more. Morale of the story animals can be like humans... Their so hard headed they don't learn nothing.

Too much to drink last night

Saturday nights at the bar everyone comes out to play. Saturday nights is like a shark feeding frenzy. The men are prowling the area waiting patiently for the right moment to pounce on thier prey. After about midnight they finally start working up the liquid courage to make thier move. They move in slow try to blend in with the crowd. Next thing you know thier talking and dancing. Man has done it he got the hottest chic in the bar to go home with him for the night. So he takes her home with him they have wild sex all night. Then they both pass out in the wee hours of morning. Late sunday morning he awakings so he can call his buddies and brag about the really hot chic he brought home last night. As he rolls over to take one more look at the little hottie he brought home last night he sees this instead.....

Got marijuana!

I swear this world has gone mad. A woman in Poland is busted growing marijuana for, get this, her cow. Is this woman drinking homogenized or highonized milk? Does she want to see how high meat prices will go? Invent a new kind of cheese called Maryjane cheese? Or maybe she thought she might get some extra beef pot roast? No to all these questions she said she was feeding it to her cow to calm it. Well I'm sure it worked duh. Probably ate a lot more food too. I wonder if a high cow acts anything like a cow with mad cow disease. Stumbling around all over the place with no clue. What next get the rooster drunk so he's too hungover to cock-a-doodle-doo in the early morning. Oh wait I think my mom already tried that one (hehe). The rooster turned out to be a lush and hung out at the bar. That's another story maybe I'll tell that one tomorrow. So till tomorrow bye all.

neighbors

This is a true story, it happened in Utah and was on the news!I thought each of you could use a little comic relief today. Here's the story. A city councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built.Apparently, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this as you can imagine - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found... (see attached pictures).

My first sale

Look out world I'm on my way now. Today I made my first sale on ebay, it wasn't much but it was a sale and i made profit. I'm so proud of myself. Sunday I will list more stuff on ebay right now I'm just listing books. Your more then welcome to come see what I have look under "molimoney2006" on ebay if your looking for some reading material. I also have a couple items in my cafepress store, the link is on my sidebar. Thanks to all of you out there who helped me get started and don't worry if I ever become rich and famous I won't turn into a snob and forget about you. Till next time thanks everyone bye.

Busy busy busy

Sorry I haven't wrote for a couple of days people. Been busy I set up a shop in cafe press,check it out,my link button is on sidebar. I put a couple short clips on you tube (under molito66) nothing grand just goofy little stuff. Then of course I think Pogo picked the two hardest badges to get this week. I have also been working on my web site too, I'm putting the finishing touches on it. Unfotunetely I have to wait six weeks so I can change my location for it. As far as excitement around here nothing much has happened me and hubby been under the weather and it's been either cold or rainy or both. Even my tomcat is braving staying indoors with the kids cause of the weather, poor cat I feel sorry for him. It's his own fault though he was a stray that chose us for a family when he was a kitten.

x-rated font on third grade papers

In Monroe New York school officials apologized after x-rated font was found on third grade spelling packets. These packets were handed out to parents at an open house. The packet contained male and female stick figures in provocative poses to form letters of the alphabet. Ok lets start off with who was the moron who didn't recognize this before it was handed out, or was this some morons idea of a sick joke. Either way it never should have made it to the open house unless the school officials live a sheltered life and have never seen or tried any of these positions. I myself would love to have a look at this packet just to see how obvious the poses are and also to see if I've know them all (haha). But seriously people are kids have enough things in the world to worry about without some moron handing out suggestive sexual poses.

YOUTUBE scandels!

Well youtube fans I have some good news and some bad news. Lets start with the bad news, well seems someone has decided to start a big scare. They are making everyone think that big corporations are gonna invade youtube. I myself dont believe this, these people are telling everyone to make user names of big corporations so if they do come to youtube they have to buy thier name from you. Heres how i see this problem, all the dummies out there who decide to grab these user names before the big corperations grab them in youtube. Your gonna be the cause of youtube fallout by buying these user names youtube might just think the big corperations are trying to sneak in and thier gonna want money. Anyway now the good news i will continue to cast videos on youtube as long as its free or reasonably cheap, and to cover my company i'm working on starting up i grabbed "as the bar turns" so them dummies cant take my stuff. See my video at bottom.

New web cam

Yesterday hubby bought me a new web cam for me. Just another little tricket for my home business adventure I'm working on. So you know of course this means look out you tube cause here I come. I have already put a few short videos on you tube but now I can do live casts. My neighbor also got him one too. Matter of fact he was the one that told me about it being on sale. The one on sale though was a different one but it wasn't nearly as nice as the one I got. Hopefully we will get some good videos of hubby too on his intoxicated nights. You may have heard of him he goes by jerryjarhead or jarheadjerry. My neighbor has blogs about some of his adventures and now I can get some of the juicy stuff on him. Hubby don't know yet the monster he has created buying me this new web cam.

Congratulations to "He"Brew

NEW YORK - A company that started out as a joke celebrates ten years in business. Founder Jeremy Cowan says that starting out, he and his friends just thought it would be fun for Jews to have their own beer and brewed up something called "He'Brew." Ten years later, with 2 million bottles sold, it's not a joke anymore.
Cowan says he likes the beer, but wouldn't want to abandon the inside joke that started it all, the punch line being "don't pass out, pass over."
The tiny San Francisco-based brew, which depends almost as much on schtick as it does on brewing expertise, is celebrating its anniversary with several new beers. They include a rye-flavored tribute to the late comedian and free-speech icon, Lenny Bruce.

womans prayer

WOMAN'S POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

HOG ROAST!

Today my hubby's work place had a hog roast at the river. God was it good someone even donated a keg of beer for the party. After we ate me and the kids went down to the river to look for some fossils. We found fossils, fools gold, and fishing weights, and a few other rocks. Then after everyones food settled we decided to play some horseshoes. Me and hubby teamed up, him being the handicap, cause he was helping to finish the keg. We lost the first two games but we came back and won the last game. Just in time too because it started to rain. So we hurried up and helped clean up a little took some pig bones home for rover. They loaded the kids up with sodas and chips to take home with them too. And you know of course we grabbed some pig to take home with us too. We managed to get home just before the big storm hit,it was a quick storm. After the storm passed over me and my daughter went outside to see if it washed out any nitecrawlers. We caught about a dozen or so and brought them in to feed the fish. I have what i call "redneck fishtank" it's a 55 gallon fishtank with five rockbass in it. I Make little video clips of them on youtube just for fun. Check them out if you like. Hope everyone else had a great weekend bye for now.

3rd white buffalo born

In Milwaukee Wisconsin a miracle has occurred again. The third white buffalo was born back in late August. The Indians believe the white buffalo brings good fortune and peace. Well that little guy has a big order to fill then with the world as messed up as it is right now. I think it would be safe to say that this farm is truly blessed. This is their third white buffalo to be born there. Chances of a white buffalo being born are 1 in a million and this farm has produced three of them in a little over a decade. God bless the little miracles of life.

drug test botched

Here's one you don't want to try when cheating on your drug test.
a man and woman from Pennsylvania came up with a very stupid way to try to pass a drug piss test. They decided to put some urine in a fake penis to carry to the test. they stopped at a convenience store to warm the urine up to body tempature. They wrapped it in a paper towel and handed it to the store clerk to put in the microwave behind the counter. The store clerk thinking it was a real severed penis called police. Not exactly Lorraine Bobbit but now you all know not to cheat your drug test this way.

Could Renetto be next?

Well it's been a sad week here in the neighborhood. My neighbor is having a bad week his favorite people on youtube and television are being falling from their pedestals. First there was lonelygirl15. Then tonight I read that Duane "Dog" Chapman the bounty hunter was arrested by feds. Personally I think dog is getting a bad rap don't matter where you go if your a criminal and you get caught that's it end of story. So what if the guy was in mexico we got plenty of their criminals up here why don't they want them back. But anyway back to my story you know how everything comes in 3's well another one of my neighbors favorite people is Renetto. So be careful Renetto you could be next or maybe someone else who knows. So best of luck to all those out there that my neighbor likes to view.

way to go troops!

Read the story. You'll understand the gesture
Look at the newspaper picture below closely before reading the story.
It's a good story about a real hero.





The Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant in the picture is Michael Burghard, part of the Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Team that is supporting 2nd Brigade 28th Infantry Division (Pennsylvania Army National Guard) in Iraq.
The story:

Leading the fight is Gunnery Sgt Michael Burghardt, known as "Iron Mike" or just "Gunny". He is on his third tour in Iraq. He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze Star for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548 pieces of ordnance during his second tour. Then, on September 19, he got blown up. He had arrived at a chaotic scene after a bomb had killed four US soldiers. He chose not to wear the bulky bomb protection suit. "You can't react to any sniper fire and you get tunnel-vision," he explains. So, protected by just a helmet and standard-issue flak jacket, he began what bomb disposal officers term "the longest walk", stepping gingerly into a 5 ft. Deep and 8 ft. Wide crater.

The earth shifted slightly and he saw a Senao base station with a wire leading from it. He cut the wire and used his 7 inch knife to probe the ground. "I found a piece of red detonating cord between my legs," he says. "That's when I knew I was screwed."



Realizing he had been sucked into a trap, Sgt Burghardt, 35, yelled at everyone to stay back. At that moment, an insurgent, probably watching through binoculars, pressed a button on his mobile phone to detonate the secondary device below the sergeant's feet. "A chill went up the back of my neck and then the bomb exploded," he recalls. "As I was in the air I remember thinking, 'I don't believe they got me.' I was just ticked off they were able to do it. Then I was lying on the road, not able to feel anything from the waist down."

His colleagues cut off his trousers to see how badly he was hurt. None could believe his legs were still there. "My dad's a Vietnam vet who's paralyzed from the waist down," says Sgt Burghardt. "I was lying there thinking I didn't want to be in a wheelchair next to my dad and for him to see me like that. They started to cut away my pants and I felt a real sharp pain and blood trickling down.

Then I wiggled my toes and I thought, 'Good, I'm in business.' "As a stretcher was brought over, adrenaline and anger kicked in.

"I decided to walk to the helicopter. I wasn't going to let my team-mates see me being carried away on a stretcher." He stood and gave the insurgents who had blown him up a one-fingered salute. "I flipped them one. It was like, 'OK, I lost that round but I'll be back next week'."

Copies of a photograph depicting his defiance, taken by Jeff Bundy for the Omaha World-Herald, adorn the walls of homes across America and that of Colonel John Gronski, the brigade commander in Ramadi, who has hailed the image as an exemplar of the warrior spirit. Sgt Burghardt's injuries - burns and wounds to his legs and buttocks - kept him off duty for nearly a month and could have earned him a ticket home. But, like his father - who was awarded a Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts for being wounded in action in Vietnam - he stayed in Ramadi to engage in the battle against insurgents who are forever coming up with more ingenious ways of killing Americans.

The ones who remember 9 11

I tell you it nearly broke my heart when president bush gave his memorial speech. Here's my opinion of his speech oops sorry memorial. Bush says, my fellow Americans we all have heavy hearts on this day for all our brothers and sisters lost 5 years ago. But my heart is especially heavy cause I have to defend why I believe I am right about sending all of our brothers and sisters in the service to Iraq.We all know Bin Lauden attacked us but I have to get Saddam for my daddy. And the rest is blah blah blah as long as he could get away with. Well I feel much better now because in my neighboring city we they have 2 beams of light that will shine all week in memory of all our brothers and sisters we lost 5 years ago on 9 11.And we was there for our towns throwing wreaths into the river in memory of. 9 11 shall not be forgotten. God be with all our troops in Irag.

cartoon character

ok i deleted the cartoon character no one wanted to help name her.i am working on a new project hope to show you soon.

awesome 9 11 tribute

now i call this a very nice tribute to 9 11. i watched the flash video at the end it too is very awesome except i did'nt agree with the part where they say bravo president bush. in my own opinion president bush has done a very bad jobat taking care of the 9 11 ordeal.where is bin lauden, are we even looking for bin lauden, no because bush is too busy trying to get even with saddam. why because saddam made bush's daddy look bad because he could'nt catch him. all i got to say is thank god bush cant be voted in again or is he gonna change that too while he is president. god help us if we get another president like bush.americans might just have to take america back.

4x4 still down

well hubby got the fuel pump done and guess what? THAT WASN"T IT. so here we go again going after fuel pressure regulator next. i'm just so glad i had hubby buy me a 3000 dollar 4x4 so i can still drive my 200 dollar trusty but rusty. i keep saying i'm gonna sell her but i just can't part with her (89 escort pony). the poor old girl is falling apart but she will go anywhere i ask her to. last year hubby said she wouldn't make it on our camping trip and she proved him wrong. his cadillac died on him though. i have only owned her for about 5 years now but she has outlasted a van, another escort, a cadillac, my 4x4, and even hubbys truck that runs half the time. bought her sight unseen went by a friends word and it turned out good. soon though i will have to put the ole girl out to pasture shes rustin out, passenger door dont work (climb in dukes of hazzard style), i know she needs at least 3 new struts (she got 1 a couple years ago), hatchback don't latch, but she kills mosquitos (if ya know what i mean. she has outlasted any car i owned before. with all the money we spent on our other vehicles we could have turned her into a brand new car. so now hubby is thinkin if she survives until my 4x4 is dependable he will put money into her and fix her up for one of my boys first cars. that would be nice cause then i know all the little quirks the car has.

saddam innocent of something?

ok i'm not the best at politics so dont hate me for my opinion.but i just read an article saying saddam had no ties with al qaida. ok heres how i see the future when bush's term runs out saddam's trial will end and he will be found innocent. i definitely dont like the idea but i have always thought all along that bush went after saddam for revenge cause his daddy could'nt catch him. just my opinion tell me yours.

baaad snake

Reuters - Wed Sep 6, 3:25 AM ET A python sits on a road after swallowing a pregnant ewe in the village of Kampung Jabor, about 200 km (124 miles) east of Kuala Lumpur, on September 5, 2006. The six-metre reptile weighing 90 kg (198.5 lbs) was too laden to move, making it easy for firemen to capture it, said a local daily newspaper. Picture taken September 5, 2006. MALAYSIA OUT NO ARCHIVE NO SALES REUTERS/Stringer (MALAYSIA)

hide that cellphone where ?

this is my pick for oddest story this time. 4 prisoners in El Salvador decided to hide cellphones in their anus. one of them even stuffed a charger up there and they also had 9 chips. ok i have to say it this question has been in my mind since i read the story. when they go to the restroom is that considered a dropped call? one thing i know for sure i will never need a cellphone that bad. and another thing i wonder they had to have set the phone ring on vibrate so the guards wouldn't hear them.i bet that made for some exciting phone calls.

honey agate haven

i started another blog on blogspot titled honey agate haven. this blogspot is for all my fans out there that are into rocks, bones, and fossils. i even started my own group on yahoo called rockhounds. feel free to join my group if you like. i will talk about my adventures and hope to show some pictures of some nice finds. thank you all for your support.

steve irwin crocodile hunter shall be greatly missed

tribute to crocodile hunter steve irwin

crikeys,crocodile hunter dies at age 44

well we all knew it would happen sooner or later.i send out my condolences to his wife and family. Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin killed by stingray. My children enjoyed his show me myself thought the man was nuts. So a warning to all watch out for stingrays if they can get the professionals they can get you too.

country music festival

saturday hubby took me to a country music festival about 20 miles north of us. his uncle was the mc there hes in the country music hall of fame, he was a dj for a very long time.plus the fact that hubby was in suck up mode (which i took full advantage of).while we were up there i made hubby buy me a bunch of F...ing rocks as he calls them. then i made him buy me a cowgirl hat, im sure wont get much use. but we had fun listening to some good ole country, ate some good food, and made sure i spent hubbys money. the rock guy was real nice he wasnt even open because of the rain but he remembered hubby from the day before when he bought me a couple of egg shaped rocks. so he told me i could come in and check it out i think i got about 2 of every rock he had and 3 arrowheads. he gave us a little discount plus threw in a couple extra geodes for me. the guy was real nice even told me a good book to get to help me with my rock hunting. it turned out to be a real good day for me anyway it cost hubby but he had fun.

attack of the blog

last couple of days my blog was looking kinda messed up so i had my computer whiz neighbor come over to help me. we had to have gone through my template a million times trying to find the problem.we moved stuff around,we moved eveything closer, and we even tried a new template to redo everything nothing seem to work. so after all my little extras were gone i still had a messed up blog. finally sitting there staring at my blog (headache growing) we noticed one of my post links stuck out a little far. so i edited and took it out and guess what my blog went back to normal. this was not the end of my headache though i still had to put all my little extra stuff inand every time we added something we double checked the blog to make sure it did'nt mess up. thats where we found the next problem one of my pictures was a little too big. so we just made it a little smaller. so once again i have proved to my computer that i am the boss. new age you got nothing on old school hehe.

cat owners can relate to this

Instructions for Giving Your Cat a Pill1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call friend.6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get friend to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down remove ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Doulton figures from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.8. Wrap cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.12. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.13. Tie cats front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, hold cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet of steak. Hold head vertically and pour pint of water down throat to wash pill down.14. Get friend to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.15. Arrange for SPCA to collect cat. Ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

i'd like to buy a bowel

the world has gone completely mad i tell ya.now we've come to selling poop on ebay.what next bugers or better yet how about the toilet paper used to wipe off the excess poop. whats the matter are they that poor that they have to sell thier babys poop. and are people that star struck that they would actually buy baby poop. whatever happen to just bronzing your babys shoes. well if there is money to be made in the baby poop business i might just have to spit out another kid myself NOT. i hope whoever is buying this poop and also complaining about overpaid actors too talk about contradicting.

i've heard it all now

when i saw this i just had to pass along this is courtesy of yahoo odd news. used to be said when pigs fly but i have a flying pig toy so thats not true. well now they have tried when dogs learn to drive well that one is done for now thanks to this intelligent woman in china.dog didnt do very well his first time but hey how many of us did perfect our first time. i dont even trust my dog going out the front door there aint no way i'm going to trust him with my car not even my rusty but trusty. what was this lady thinking guinness book of world records, ripleys believe it or not, or planets funniest animals. all i can say is please do not try this at home after all you might live in my area and the roads are dangerous enough with human drivers.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bad_dog_driver

tires and testicles

yes we've all heard it before if it has tires or testicles its gonna give ya problems. my 4x4 being fixed less then a week has decided it wants more money spent on it.this time the fuel pump which happens to be in the fuel tank which happens to be full of fuel. now i know why i hate fords. i knew i should have waited till i found a chevy i liked. so anyway hubby pulled me back to his moms garage and hes hard at work on it cussin all the way. heres where i take a bow. all the times i 've been the tower or towee i've snapped tow chains and straps.well not today made it all the way without breaking it (everyone clap)haha. whats makes me so mad is i was returning my refilled ink cartridges for printer cause they were screwed up. p.s. could'nt get them fixed either have to buy new ones. so as i sit here writing this blog waiting to see what breaks down next,cause we all know they come in 3's. oh wait hubby's truck broke a bolt on alternator i hope that counts towards my two mishaps. otherwise my computer will probably crash ssshhhhh did i say that outloud. ok enough till next time bye everyone send me names for our little barfly gal.

who made man god

this is my opinion of what happened to pluto. why is it man gets to decide what is what. good ole pluto aint up to par so lets just rename it so we can spend millions of dollars printing new text books for school. all those baby mobiles that your baby laid there every night memorizing. how confused will them little kids be now. when your kid asks you what happened to the last planet in the solar system what do you tell them. well if you believe in god how do you explain man decided it wasnt worthy. if god made it a planet then it should stay a planet. some one please tell me when did god die and man became god. heres a good question out of the group that decided this do any of them believe in god? heres another one for ya for all those who want god taken out of everything get out of my country cause our money even says IN GOD WE TRUST. so if the word god offends ya quit earning and spending our money.

grand entry

here she is folks lets find a name for this fun lovin character. place names in comments will give 1 to 2 weeks depending on input. thanks for all your help and support.

new character

Don't forget everyone tomorrow i unveil my cartoon character to be named.

trip to the bar

Hubby did such a good job fixing my truckand i did such a good job cleaning itwe decided night out on the town haha. First stop VFW i used to work there, my old guard dog was there he used to stay there with me everynight when i worked there so i was never alone. We even had nicknames for each other mangy ole mutt (him),i started out as porch pup but graduated to yard pup. There was a few other people there too we all sat around joking and of course pick on mangy ole mutt. When they closed mangy followed us down to the next hang out,they love me at this place cause everytime i play thier fruit bonus machines i win tons of tickets. Unfortunetely last night was not my night. Me being the woman i am was going home with a prize for the night. I spotted some bud light buckets and asked the bartender what do i have to do to get one of those to keep. These guys love me so much that he said for you just ask. Now i have a metal budlight bucket that i have to find a use for it now. Ever think to yourself what was i thinking at the time. But me and hubby had a fun night out and he had a good hangover today.

man vs woman results

Well i had to wait till the next day to tell ya just to keep the suspense. I won just like i'm sure you all figured. It only took half hour to 45 minutes before hubby called and said your truck is done come get it.He even left a comment about taking my keys but i have 3 sets of them so good luck haha. I just finished cleaning my truck up she looks so pretty sitting in my driveway again. So once again i have proven women rule men drool. No offense guys just the way this crazy world works. Love ya all bye till next time.

man vs woman

well we finally got the money to fix my 4 x 4. I ask hubby can we go get my part now and fix my truck so i can take care of it. He tells me he will buy the starter after i clean it. Now its sitting across town in his moms garage all tore apart. How am i supposed to clean it when its like that. I told him i'll clean it after you fix it. He says no clean it first. I hate to tell hubby i'm gonna win this battle. I can go without longer then he can. So who do you think will win.

no guns involved

Now you all remember me talking about the paintball incident. You'll love this. When my son got shot 2 police cars showed up. Tonite one of my neighbors seen a someone he knew was bad. So he decided to confront him i guess and ended up hitting the guy. Ok heres the funny part..... I counted 6 police cars to haul in one guy. There was'nt any type of guns involved. Whats wrong with this picture?

hurray for school

I'm starting to think my favorite day of the year is the first day of school. watching your little ones walk out the door with all their supplies stuffed into their backpacks and those long faces. Then you get to enjoy peace and serenity all day. Then they return home backpacks deflated and their poor little brains all wore out for the day. And if your real lucky they will be so tired they might even lay down and take a nap. My teenage boy did he hasnt taken a nap in years. Yes i do believe the first day of school is my favorite day of the year

coming soon

i have designed a cartoon character so to speak.i need help naming her to be used as weekly cartoons on my blog.if all goes well i will have her on next week.then i will give 1 week to come up with a name for her.

the police

My son got shot by a co2 paint ball gun and 1 of our police officers informed me it was ridiculous to call about something like that. this ridiculous incident left a welt on his behind.But apparrently its a serious thing to throw acorns at a house.Whats wrong with this picture.

there is a bar god

i love it i found out today my neighbors that are snitches and love to slander little kids. he got fired from his job and is now working 2 jobs and they are still struggling.the snitch witch was so desperate for one she asked my daughter to ask me if she could borrow one.after everything that woman said about my kids and the trouble she caused NO WAY. life is good again hopefully it will get even better and they will move soon.

today i took some peter peppers to a freind and he loaded me down with all kinds of strange veggies.lots of different kinds of hot peppers,peaches,grape seeds aspargus seeds and different kinds of tomatoes i've never seen.i was hoping for a bottle of homemade wine but no such luck but thats ok. now i have to refigure my garden for next year so i can figure out where to put everything. i really need a bigger yard.

asthebarturns

this is just a little bit about me to get things started. things that interest me good-looking guys, rocks, bones, country and old rock music,and computers. i have my kids and pets to drive me crazy and a hubby to make me insane. i love nature and being out in it but why did god make spiders.
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